how to stop biting your nails, a tutorial by me:

1. Apply a heavy coating of nail polish (any color) to your nails
2. Chew off layer until nail is clean
3. Repeat step one
4. Repeat until you are so disgusted with the taste of nail polish that you throw up and stop biting all together

~TIP!~

If you start to enjoy the taste of nail polish, use something more gross, like chicken poop or toxic paint (then you’ll probably die)